take it sleazy

twenty-one, canadian, owls, super mario

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this actually happened. two grown men tried to hide a dog in their coat.

starbucks shift supervisor:
excuse me I'm sorry but no dogs are allowed in the store.
customer:
you're not allowed to leave dogs in the car and I'm sure as hell not leaving him in the rain. I'm gonna sit in here and drink my coffee.
starbucks shift supervisor:
well I'm sorry but if you do that then I'm going to have to refuse you service.
and then he just left. what the hell.

Filed under starbucks starbucks customers get out of here

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I just won the mobile version of “are you smarter than a fifth grader” for the first time.

The only reason I won is cause Ms.Frzzle was a fucking great teacher! Taught me everything I know.

Filed under magic school bus ms frizzle

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i always think everyone is out to get me.

no matter how delicate the situation, if there’s someone involved that i don’t get along with i ALWAYS think they’re trying to do something on purpose to piss me off.

i’m crazy.

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canada:
hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america:
ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america:
THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada:
i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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I hate when you invite someone to a show with you cause you bought two tickets (cause who honestly buys concert tickets one at a time…) and then the person doesn’t pay you for the ticket.
yeah please… this $40-$70 ticket was entirely free for you.

does it not eat at your soul that you just stole a ticket basically?
Jesus. its honestly the right thing to do..

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I get so annoyed of seeing people post things about how stoners only talk about being stoners, that’s not fucking true.

I could say the same about people drinking and smoking cigarettes, I think its pathetic to brag about being so drunk and how many cigarettes you chain smoke but that’s your choice and that’s fine by me, I will choose to ignore it.
I have a lot of stoner friends and we share funny high times in conversation, we don’t only talk about weed or bongs or whatever the hell you think goes on.

everyone assumes stoners are proud to smoke weed and are proud to display it but honestly it’s just goddamn relaxing and awesome memories are made. exactly with people who smoke and drink.

everyone has their poison, just shut up and deal with it or delete them from your life.

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do girls even actually like beer or do they only drink it to impress boys?

don’t lie to yourselves to impress someone. it’s just stupid.