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Michael Brown was an 18 year old that was killed by a Ferguson Police Officer on Saturday, August 9th.  His family is now seeking justice for Michael’s death.  Their pursuit for justice will be lengthy and hard but with the support of the community they will get justice.  If you are willing to support Michael’s family please donate to Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund.  These funds will assist his family with costs that they will acquire as they seek justice on Michael’s behalf.  All funds will be given to the Michael Brown family.  We appreciate your support.

Donate here.

This is a legitimate fundraiser confirmed by the family’s lawyer’s official twitter account and multiple news sources. This family has suffered so much, please help relieve one small worry from their life.

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Michael Brown was an 18 year old that was killed by a Ferguson Police Officer on Saturday, August 9th.  His family is now seeking justice for Michael’s death.  Their pursuit for justice will be lengthy and hard but with the support of the community they will get justice.  If you are willing to support Michael’s family please donate to Michael Brown’s Memorial Fund.  These funds will assist his family with costs that they will acquire as they seek justice on Michael’s behalf.  All funds will be given to the Michael Brown family.  We appreciate your support.

This is a legitimate fundraiser confirmed by the family’s lawyer’s official twitter account and multiple news sources. This family has suffered so much, please help relieve one small worry from their life.

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  • WHY YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS ON TUMBLR?

Like = 10-35 new followers 
Reblog = 40-80 new followers

Must be following ALL 18 blogs below:

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does anyone actually have any good weight loss tips?

i’ve tried SO many things.

i tried the tiny tea teatox and that did nothing.

i exercise, i go to the gym, i went from unlimited cans of pop (2-4) a day to having either ONE or absolutely none (which is a huge achievement for me) and i literally see no goddamn change, ever.

makes me wanna cry sometimes cause one girl i know literally just stopped eating bad and she got skinny. i don’t even eat bad and i can’t change.

i hate it.

help me skinny tumblr girls.

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this actually happened. two grown men tried to hide a dog in their coat.

starbucks shift supervisor:
excuse me I'm sorry but no dogs are allowed in the store.
customer:
you're not allowed to leave dogs in the car and I'm sure as hell not leaving him in the rain. I'm gonna sit in here and drink my coffee.
starbucks shift supervisor:
well I'm sorry but if you do that then I'm going to have to refuse you service.
and then he just left. what the hell.

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I just won the mobile version of “are you smarter than a fifth grader” for the first time.

The only reason I won is cause Ms.Frzzle was a fucking great teacher! Taught me everything I know.

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i always think everyone is out to get me.

no matter how delicate the situation, if there’s someone involved that i don’t get along with i ALWAYS think they’re trying to do something on purpose to piss me off.

i’m crazy.

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canada:
hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america:
ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america:
THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada:
i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now